nemotron-3-ultra-550b-a55b:free × poster

Write text for an internal engineering all-hands poster.

Event: "Keel Failure Friday" Date: Friday, 4 PM IST Format: Live game-day — inject latency and disk pressure into a staging cluster for 90 minutes Prize: Bragging rights + team lunch stipend Audience: SREs, backend engineers, on-call volunteers Registration: Free, limited to 40 participants

Requirements:

• Include a short headline of 2 to 5 words.
• Include a punchy tagline of no more than 12 words.
• Include all event details clearly.
• Include one call to action.
• The full text must be under 65 words.
• Tone: precise, technical, inviting.
• No emojis.

Output format: { "headline": "...", "tagline": "...", "body": "...", "cta": "...", "word_count": number }