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Create a launch message for an engineering product called "Keelwatch".
Product: Keelwatch is a continuous profiling and deploy-regression detector for Node.js services. It correlates CPU/heap profiles with git SHAs and pages the owning team when a deploy worsens p99 latency.
Target audience: Staff engineers and platform leads at companies with 5–40 production Node services.
Requirements:
Output format: { "hero": { "headline": "...", "subheadline": "...", "benefits": ["...", "...", "..."], "primary_cta": "...", "secondary_cta": "..." }, "launch_post": "..." }
{ "hero": { "headline": "Catch Node.js performance regressions the moment they ship", "subheadline": "Keelwatch continuously profiles your services, correlates CPU and heap data with every git SHA, and alerts the owning team when a deploy degrades p99 latency — so you fix regressions before they become incidents.", "benefits": [ "Cut incident triage time by linking latency spikes directly to the commit that introduced them", "Deploy with confidence — automatic regression detection across 5–40 services without manual threshold tuning", "Reduce on-call burden by paging only the team that owns the regressing service, not the whole org" ], "primary_cta": "Start 14-day trial — no card required", "secondary_cta": "See how it works with your Node stack" }, "launch_post": "Keelwatch is live. It continuously profiles your Node.js services, ties every CPU/heap sample to a git SHA, and pages the owning team when a deploy makes p99 worse. No threshold tuning. No dashboards to stare at. Just: "This commit slowed things down, here's the profile."\n\nBuilt for teams running 5–40 Node services who've been burned by silent regressions. 14-day trial, no card.\n\nkeelwatch.dev" }
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